Quotes of the Season
This page contains the wit and wisdom of Lingwood Football Club. If you want to suggest any obvious quotes that are missing from this page (particularly any that aren't by Nobby so he doesn't feel we're singling him out), please send them to webmaster@lingwoodfootballclub.co.uk.
2009-10 Season
- "We don't talk enough on the pitch, and that's something we shouldn't have to be talking about." - Andrew Nobbs
- "When you're as old as I am, it don't stay up for that long." - Nigel Holmes
- "Toby, I want you to use your mouth, and keep your head" - Nigel Holmes
- "Can all the young lads wait for me behind please." - Andrew Nobbs
- "We don't want any pre-Maradonas in the team." - Andrew Nobbs
- "We know what to expect - they bring a team of fit, young lads. So for the first ten minutes, we probe 'em." - Andrew Nobbs
- "Tiger Woods has hung up his clubs after his extra-terrestrial affair." - Andrew Nobbs
- "Chris Boyle - Technically perfect but not visually pleasing." - Andrew Nobbs
2008-9 Season
- "He's a young lad, and you know my views on youth." - Andrew Nobbs
- "We have Blofield A in the semi-final of the League Cup. The venue and date of this fixture is to be confirmed, although we do know it will be played before the final which is scheduled for the 9th May 2009." - Andrew Nobbs